Tour Script for the Poddekit Tour of Oddities

“To an uneducated outsider, the city of Poddekit seems like an abandoned and run down shell of a once vibrant place, but fortunately for you, I Dr. JP Otamot know the secrets of this mysterious city! Today we will go through a tour of the city lost in time where we will see some of the many oddities that live in Poddekit.”

“The story of Poddekit is a very odd one. It was once a bustling city not unlike other large cities with lots of people walking around shopping and taking in the sights. Over time however, the city's inhabitants began to change. Some citizens heads became that of giant eyeballs or bizarre machinery like telephones and airplane engines. Others morphed in more peculiar ways while insects and wildlife took on massive sizes and odd shapes. By the 1930’s the city was deemed uninhabitable by a sector of the US government and special teams of gun toting women were hired to patrol the island, ensuring that outsiders stay out of the bizarre city. The team was ordered to destroy all bridges that connect with the City and keep constant watch over the citizens of Poddekit. After being quarantined in their city, the citizens learned to live with their mutations and have produced a very tight knight population. Despite the citizens close knit society, they are always excited for any new visitor to come to the city.”

“Fortunately for all of you, in my times as a photographer I had found a secret underground tunnel connecting to the city that the government patrols haven’t found yet. Today, we stand at at the mouth of an old japanese style building, and you may be asking “Why have you taken us here Dr?” Well, this is the entrance to the secret tunnel! We will descend into the tunnel where my Uni-Mobile’s are hidden. These great machines can take us to the city in a matter of minutes!” But before we go, everyone must put on a gas helmet as to avoid the same fate as the citizens of this city. It is unclear why, but the air in the city of Poddekit can change an ordinary man into a mutant if inhaled at length.”

*After traveling to the city*

“”What is that in the sky Dr. Otamot? Is it a bird? A plane? A giant insect?” It is none of these things my friends, it is the propeller woman! Look at her amazing maneuvers, an absolutely stunning display. Have you ever seen such finesse and mastery of the sky, friends? The propeller woman was once a ballerina, the best in the whole city mind you and with her new found flight capabilities she took her dance routines to the open sky.”

*A pair of inflated people run up to the doctor”

“What is it friends?” *The inflatable people point out the pair of eye ball men atop a large building who are gesturing for our group to move into the building* “Well friends, I think they are trying to tell us that the patrol is coming. We must go indoors to the avoid being spotted”

*the group moves into the large building that the eye ball men were on top of*

“This building is a hub for the residents of this old city. You can stop at the food stand for some fresh grass hopper filet. The grasshoppers have been the largest they’ve ever been this year. Willy over there hunts them and cooks the juicy bastards too.”

“The telephone people were highschool sweethearts who have always been obsessed with one another, over time this odd air has turned their heads into telephones. Now if one of them is a few feet away from the other, you’ll see them frantically calling one another. Quite the sight I’d say.”

“Look over there friends! The electric men of Poddekit! Look at the lightning dancing around their bodies. These two have worked to keep power for the city up and running. After 1930 the government killed most of the power in the city and it has been these two gentlemen who work to keep the lights on”

“Now this is truly a sight to be seen, Vortoo the extra terrestrial. Vortoo is one of the only inhabitant of Poddekit to have been born after the mutations started. His mother died in child birth, but his father and grand father remain to raise the bizarre child. While Vortoo is not able to speak or communicate very well, his feats of strength and mind are unrivaled. The young child could lift a car with one hand and solve 1000 piece puzzles in minutes.”

*Yelling from a mega phone from outside the building*

“Oh boy, that sounds like the patrol, they’ll probably traipse through this hub so we must be leaving now. We can escape from the back side of this building then sneak back to the entrance of the tunnel. Damn that woman in white and her wretched gangs of gun toting women, the whole world should be able to see these marvels of nature! Anyhow, I hope you all enjoyed my tour of some of the cities many odd inhabitants and that you’ll all come visit again sometime!”

*World based off of Photoset 2*